We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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