I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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