we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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