im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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