do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Randomize
