covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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