at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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