how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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