Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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