Do vagina's smell?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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