So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
40s are totally the cure
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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