If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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