I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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