don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
