i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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