I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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