Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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