Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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