WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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