she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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