He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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