Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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