Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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