Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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