this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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