obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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