What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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