So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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