Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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