yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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