google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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