Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
