i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Rumble strips road head = magical
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
