Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
