You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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