drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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