You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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