We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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