Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
