clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
two words: eviction party
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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