return my video game
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I am one with the molecules
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