Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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