So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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