David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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