at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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