Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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