I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
i out mim tonsoeep
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