I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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