I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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