He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Randomize
